Thursday 27 December 2007

I Got iPhoned!

I am now the proud owner of a brand new iPhone!

Words cannot describe how awesome it is... you've got to see it in the flesh to really love it!

I've not put it down since I got it, and only just run the battery down - thats about 6 hours of continuous work (with Wifi enabled), before it went, and it charges pretty fast as well!

I am actually speechless...!

Wednesday 26 December 2007

iPhone?!?!?!!!!!

Mum's finally come round to the idea of iPhone! Seems that she wants one as well, however... and also sister wants one. Doesn't seem quite so cool any more :(

Ah well... possibility of going into Macclesfield to get one tomorrow!!!

Monday 24 December 2007

Xmas Greetings

Got a nice Christmas present from some script-kiddie this weekend - a nice attack against FsPortal! This little moron thought it would be funny to post 800 stupid messages on the forum... I guess he must be the alpha-male within the circles of retards - I only hope that natural selection takes its course and this particular branch of society dies out quickly!

Anyway, I won't be around much over the next week or so - managed to get myself into quite a lot of debt recently, and hence need to earn the money back!

Seasons greetings to everyone, hope you get everything you wish for and more!

Tuesday 18 December 2007

Musical Tastes

Rather disturbed at my own musical tastes at the moment:

Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta Get Thru This - He Don't Love You Like I Love You

And I'm enjoying... catchy lyrics, and he's got a pretty good voice. I'm sure this is Music Tech eating me from the inside out!

Someone kill me or make me do something manly - QUICK!

Sunday 16 December 2007

UCAS Update

Heard back from Kent yesterday, they want 300 points from at least 3.5 A-levels!

I'm hoping that won't be too difficult, since that is my backup offer :|

Got an interview for York and Durham, Nottingham and Edinburgh have confirmed my application but not said anything about interview yet.

We shall wait and see o_O

Saturday 15 December 2007

Another fun weekend

Went to the poshest party of the year last night! Out in High Lane...

  • Huge House
  • Bouncers on the gate
  • Invite only
  • £2k worth of Marquee
  • FREE BAR

Yeah it was a fun night...!

Next weekend will be even more epic though... Friday - Monday of solid drinking! Woop woop!

Wednesday 12 December 2007

Procrastination

May sound dirty... look it up!

Really don't know how I can put off Physics revision much longer... I want to do it, but don't know how!

Found a Physics tutor, friend of the family... hopefully will improve my grades for the exam this time around!

Did the Maths mock during my free day (what a way to spend it...), found it incredibly hard!

Anyone found a way to freeze time yet?

Monday 10 December 2007

Life at 23:38

Right now, nothing - NOTHING - is going my way.

Relative died today, wasn't a huge shock, but still wasn't really a nice thing to have. RIP.

Physics isn't proving to be much of a laugh. Resits are now 1 month away - eek.

FsPortal is currently suffering due to all of this.

I've had to leave Bristol-ATC because of too much other personal stuff around.

I don't think now is a good time to be me! Boy I can't wait to actually escape Sixth Form and get away to do something I actually enjoy!

Friday night

Well I had fun. Woke up with:

  • Sprained ankle
  • Bleeding eye (literally)
  • Cuts & Bruises all over my legs
  • Large hangover

Not a nice way to spend a Saturday!

Also, suddenly realised this morning that no-one had seen Dom since Friday night... triggering the most epic rescue mission of all time. Until we actually rang Dom's mobile and discovered he was in London seeing Led Zep. Bastard.

Friday 7 December 2007

3 nights running...

Tonight will be the 3rd night of consecutive drinking!

2 Xmas concerts... needed a drink after that, and off to Nic's tonight I believe!

Still looking forward to a weekend of actual work though :(

Anyway, Christmas concerts were as crap as usual. Last night had less than half the seats filled, I recon there were less in the audience than in the performers put together! Why do they make us suffer every year?!

Still nothing from UCAS, although Edinburgh and Durham have sent me correspondence saying they basically won't give offers until January... keep me waiting why don't you!!!

Monday 3 December 2007

Licensing

Just got myself kicked out of the Vernon Arms, just because it was after 9pm. Even though I ordered a Coke.

How the hell is that right?

Is there some magic law that prevents them serving soft drinks to minors after 9pm - even when accompanied by responsible adult?

Absolutely ridiculous

Still, its that cheap that I will be in there come Thursday lunch... :D

Saturday 1 December 2007

Nearly Christmas!

Oh dear... its only just December and already I'm fed up of Christmas adverts on the TV - its getting ridiculous! When you're seeing adverts for "Great Xmas Deals!!" before we're even in November... it gets rather depressing!

I vote we stop all adverts of a Christmas nature before the festive season is even here! I'm not being Scrooge, I'd just rather not be thinking about Xmas before my birthday in July!!!

Thursday 29 November 2007

Food poisoning - Tech style

So here's the story so far:

Had Music Tech period 3 today, right before lunch. We happened to have a bass set up and mic-ed with 20 mins to run before lunch, and no-one was using them... so in I jump!

Get Ric on the bass, and started recording for one of my coursework pieces. 20 mins later we're just getting into it, so Dom goes off down to poynton pantry and returns with a cheeseburger for me. "Excellent!" I thought, "No need to go out for lunch, just carry on recording!".

Then I started on the burger in question. Safe to say it tasted rather crap. In fact, I'm pretty sure crap was one of the main ingredients. However, I ate it anyway.

Get to Maths period 4, and slowly but surely I start feeling immensely ill. Not even a little bit, utterly and completely ill. Like said crap is eating my insides.

Managed not to puke on my book, and now I'm home writing this.

Now... do I take tomorrow off school and miss a lot of work, or go in and hope to hell I don't hurl on a teacher?!

Tuesday 27 November 2007

Back to the blog

Morning all,

Decided to switch back to this blog from my wonderful (rofl) site since this requires less work, since my hands are full with FsPortal.

Expect further update-age later on... :D

Ciao all xox

Tuesday 30 October 2007

Reunion

Got back in at 2am Monday morning from "Chateau du Molay", a large prison-cum-stately home in France.

I'm bloody knackered.

18 hours to get there, and another 18 hours back, all for 24 hours of actual time there, most of which I spent sleeping!

Ah well... at least I got to see everyone from the Jambo unit again!!!

Tuesday 23 October 2007

Things I Hate right now

  • Webhosting UK Live Support
  • FTP
  • Firewalls
  • BT Home Hubs
  • iPhones (cause they're expensive)
  • School
  • Coursework

I may update this when I start liking/hating more things.

Monday 22 October 2007

FsPortal Launch!

You have heard sod all from me over the past couple of weeks, mainly because I've been working so hard getting FsPortal up and running!

I'm proud to announce that the site went live at 12 midday on the 20th October. Another weight off my mind!

Now just looking forward to maintaining the bugger... damn!

Tuesday 9 October 2007

BEWARE: Virus spreading over MSN?

Just had a random .zip sent to me from someone, entitled "pict-0485.zip" or something similar.

I was a bit suspicious, as they said nothing prior to sending it, and it did actually contain a trojan.

Ryan also noted that he had been sent one as well.

Be careful!

Monday 8 October 2007

What not to do

"Do not drop, disassemble, open, crush, bend, deform, puncture, shred, microwave, incinerate, paint or insert foreign objects into iPhone"

Why would I be that stupid?

Steve Jobs - I solemnly swear that I shall never microwave a iPhone. Ever. If I get my hands on one I shall treat it like it is made out of gold.

I recon I've got about £400 in hand at the moment... anyone want to go halves? :P

Sunday 23 September 2007

Wasted weekend

And not in the sense that I was wasted.

Spent all of Saturday doing Maths homework, and then all of Sunday doing various bits of coursework. I think its fair to say that I'm pretty peeved.

FsPortal is nearing release, only 27.5 days left until it gets unveiled to the public... and yet I can't spend my time on it!!! I'm losing out on revenue! And you know I need the money if I'm to get my hands on one of those iPhones. Damn you Steve Jobs.

Anywho... back to the same old monotony for another 7 days. I may just have to start a countdown until I leave this awful school and finally start to live again.

Still... 21 days until Family Guy, and a few less until Halflife 2: Ep2 (which I have ordered :D Before I realised I needed the money elsewhere :( Ah well)

I have a fairly crap day at school tomorrow. 2*Physics, 1*Maths and 1*Tech. Probably no blog tomorrow... will be too busy screaming into pillows. Seems to be a regular occurrence now. Who the hell is responsible for this timetable?!?!?!

Friday 21 September 2007

Too much work, too little play

This is getting ridiculous... 3+ hours of Maths homework (not even vitally important stuff), 2+ hours of Computing coursework for next Friday, couple of hours needed on Personal Statement asap...

When am I supposed to breathe again?

Oh yeah, and I've got classes. Lovely.

Thursday 20 September 2007

I got an iPhone :D

my_iphone Granted, it does not do anything, none of the buttons work, and it is actually cardboard... but its the closest I'll get!

http://sneakmove.com/images/diy_iphone.pdf if you fancy making your own...

I will carry mine everywhere... :D

Tuesday 18 September 2007

iPhone UK release date announced

November 9th 2007 - iPhone hits the UK!

Priced at £269 (eek) for the handset, and then £35 per month minimum (eek).

Bit out of my price range! However, Mobiles.co.uk did have a page selling iPhones for £99, but this may have been a technical error, you can't get at any iPhone pages any more.

You have no idea how badly I want one now... but I doubt I can stump up that much money! :(

Thursday 13 September 2007

My Day

Now the HL2 rant is over... more about me :D

My day was crap! Started off with a couple of okay Music Tech lessons, went downhill with Computing theory, and then double Maths finished me off.

I actually came home and screamed into a pillow at the end. 2 * Maths just isn't meant to happen.

Fortunately, it only happens until middle of October, when I get to go and sit in with Year 12 lessons. Whoopee. Plus Taylor is now threatening to join them as well. Whoopee * 2.

(I know its hard to tell sarcasm over the net. So here's a hint. That was sarcasm -.-)

Anyway, got home, lost my Clarinet (hoping its somewhere in Music... fingers crossed), found out that I killed the FsPortal server already (not really... but you know!) and then played HL (see earlier post).

Now I'm off to bed, just to get up tomorrow and do it all again.

Should I start counting down the days until I am released from the horrors of college? May be sad enough to work it out one lesson...

Half-life 2

Just completed the latest Mod that I've found (Half-life 2: Riot Act)... absolutely amazing!

Got about 3 hours gameplay out of this - simply unreal for a freebie! My hat any any other headwear goes off to the developers! Would post a link, but I can't remember it... its late and I can't be bothered googling (yes I'm that tired, see next post)

Saw today that HL2:Episode 2 is up for pre-order... in part of "The Orange Box".

This contains:

  • Half-life 2 (already have)
  • Half-life 2: Episode One (already have)
  • Half-life 2: Episode Two (point of buying this package)
  • Portal (No idea, looks like more puzzles and less shooting - will give it a crack before slating this one)
  • Team Fortress 2 (not bothered, was really into TFC, but they seem to have ruined it)

All for the low low price of... $44.95 (about £22.50 ish)

I don't really agree with the added things, I would like to be able to get EP2 on its own really, but for £22.50, I don't mind too much. Providing it really is £22.50. Will probably be more like £40 in this country. Sound fair to you?

Anywho, its out in just over a month (October 10th I believe). I will be ordering my copy. I'm that ruddy dedicated!

Update: Just had a look on Play.com. RRP £34.99 (told you so...) but they're doing it for £26.99... reasonable (ish).

Wednesday 12 September 2007

PHP != PERL

And I'm finding out the hard way!

Thanks to Dan Munn who suggested that I should try learning some PERL in order to get a better upload script for FsPortal. "How easy", thought I, "PERL can't be that different from PHP!"

First glances... it ain't too bad, but once I started getting into it... OUCH!

Managed to find a ready made script that does uploads... but now haven't the foggiest where to adapt it, add my validation and then insert it into the database! Ohhh dear...

If any reader has some idea how PERL works, and fancies helping me out - please get in touch!

I'm thinking of just making the PERL script redirect to the safety of PHP once the upload is done... but this may not be feasible! Help!

Anyway, besides that... FsPortal is nearly complete :D I'm nearing 100% on my progress bar, with just a couple of tweaks to make before it is released.

Oh, and we publicly announced the release date yesterday...

20th October

Put it in your diaries - you have to be there... its going to be the biggest and best Flight Simulator event ever!

Monday 10 September 2007

College Blues

Figured out today that I really really don't like what's coming up with Music Tech this year, but don't want to drop it, because the classes are amazing. What do I do?

Oh and the one girl I'd finally got with after 3 years went off with another guy and then somehow turned it round on me. That was nice.

So yeah, nice day. At least I get a lie in tomorrow.

Sunday 9 September 2007

FsPortal Progress

You'll all be pleased to here (well... someone might be interested!) that FsPortal is nearing its final stages of development!

I am just working on a few areas of the site, and then we're ready for release!

Expect a date for R-Day very very shortly!

iPhone blues :(

It's 1am... and I'm sat up watching Apple Keynote speeches just to see the iPhone in action!

I WANT ONE!!!

The thing looks freaking sweet!

Best information I could find was a "October 2007" release, but I'm now seeing the drop in price... and wanting it even more!

I hope that the price drop is echoed in the UK release price as well!

Probably a bit of a shot in the foot for Apple, dropping the 4Gb model and lowering 8Gb by $200... and then offering a $100 refund. Pissed off a lot of people, and it seems many are flocking back to Apple stores to return their 4Gb, and buy a 8Gb with $50 left over! Bargin!

Anyway... just hope it happens soon. I'm saving my pennies already!

Friday 7 September 2007

Die Live Mail Die

I'm beginning to regret installing Windows Live Mail Beta... merely for the fact that it nearly caused me a major heart attack last night.

Get off a Bristol-ATC session, think I'll check my emails... Outlook Express isn't there...

<Insert expletive here>

Neither are the files in /ApplicationData/

<Insert further expletive here>

Uninstalled WL Mail in the hope it would come back... nope

<Insert head-banging noise here>

Finally managed to find OE squirreled away in /Program Files/

<Insert screams of joy here>

I now have backups of EVERYTHING from OE, just because without it... I am nothing!

Thursday 6 September 2007

Not heard much?

Hi guys,

You've not heard a lot from me recently, because I've been waaaay too busy for you all :D

I've just got this "Windows Live Writer" thingy... and thought I'd test it out on here!

Just to keep you all up to date, I'm back from Jambo, back from Summer camp, and back to school!

School seems rather depressing, since I still have the same amount of frees as last year, and still got all the bad teachers. Lovely.

Anywho, FsPortal is progressing well, over 90% completed at the moment, and I'm aiming to get it released this side of Christmas ;o

Thats enough excitement for now... catch you later!

Sunday 15 July 2007

Jambo!!! (Hello....)

Just back from another thrilling weekend away with the contingent!

Now regretting sharing tent with Lloyd... sweaty minger!!! :P Ah well!

Probably should be using these precious hours to get sleep, but instead I'm sat up working on FsPortal. Commitment!!!! I hope you hear this Ryan Jackson!!!

Anyway, FsP is progressing well... starting to think up dates etc for the launch soon! Yaay!

So sign up on the forum, all our forum users will get a special prize when the main site gets released! :o

Wednesday 11 July 2007

Driving :D

Just got back from my first driving lesson... managed not to crash or injure anyone

Didn't stall either :D:D:D

There was a chav who crossed the road in front of me... was VERY tempted to knock him down.

Sunday 1 July 2007

Back!

I am back from Group Camp :D

Andddd I'm off to bed! Ciao!

Friday 29 June 2007

Group Camp

Well, off I trot to group camp again this weekend.

Fortunatly, some of the network members are there as well - so I'm not on my todd all weekend!

I will be back Sunday afternoon, and am leaving at 3.30pm today (crap... thats in less than an hour!)

See you all soon!

Sunday 24 June 2007

FsPortal Development

Wow, I amaze myself yet again.

Managed to complete a whole load of the structure for FsPortal in under a day! I now have a template system to work with, plus a lot of the SQL stuff laid down.

Just need to do the user class and complete SQL classes, and then I'm ready to start on the fun stuff!

I will keep you lovely people up to date... but right now a Bristol session is calling!

Saturday 23 June 2007

BlogInterviewer interview

http://bloginterviewer.com/randomness/the-life-of-matt-matt-dyson

I made it on!

Check it out guys, its a great portal to a load of other blogs!

Friday 22 June 2007

BATC Training complete(ish)

Bristol-ATC training is now completed!

Apart from some people not be arsed to upload lessons... ah well - my work is done!

Now for starting on fsPortal... loooong road ahead of me on that one!

Mac advert

Ha.

Thursday 21 June 2007

Vista Style

Decided late last night I wanted a Vista look for my PC...

Ended up with http://www.jcxp.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=13415

It's pretty good, still a couple of problems with it so far... I'll keep you up to date!

Sunday 17 June 2007

Falklands 25

I must say, the Falklands 25 program broadcast by the BBC today was extremely good.

The sound quality was crap at best, and at times there was severe delay between the music and the singing, but the actual content was very good.

And yes, the flypast was late... but luckily the BBC extended coverage time to show it. So I was happy!

Safari BETA

I have been trying out Safari for Windows XP over the past couple of days, and my initial reaction is one of absolute loathing.

According to Mr Jobs, HTML and Javascript loading times are nearly cut in half from the ever popular FireFox. This may be so, I have not tried their testing program, but what use is this when communication times are so slow!

From what I've seen, Safari takes a lot longer to process the actual request, making the improvement of HTML loading times un-noticeable.

If Apple want to dominate this market, at least put out a piece of software better or equal to the competition! However, in my opinion: the layout of Safari for Windows puts it on a par with, or even behind, IE7

Saturday 16 June 2007

Trooping of the Colour

Most disgruntled at the moment... watched the Trooping of the Colour this morning only to find that the BBC stopped coverage before the flypast. "Never mind" thought I, "I'll record the highlights later on, that'll show them"

Bloody BBC then show the highlights late, and I miss the flypast on my recording.

I hate the BBC. Lots.

They'd better show decent coverage of Falklands 25 tomorrow afternoon (doubtful, my source says that the flypast is 1650, coverage ends at 1700) otherwise the shit will hit the fan big time!

Friday 15 June 2007

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Thursday 14 June 2007

Exams over :D

YESSSS!!! No more exams :D

After a very reasonable D1 exam, I'm completely done!

Now for a nice weekend of doing sod all until I'm back at school on Monday -.-

Wednesday 13 June 2007

Safari on Windows

Hasn't Mr Jobs just shot himself in the foot?

He always bangs on about how "crap" Microsoft is... but now decides to release a version of his browsers for Windows...

Hypocrite.

Still... if you can't beat them - join them :D

Tuesday 12 June 2007

Prison Break over :(

Series 2 of Prison Break is over!!! Unfortunatly, it's going the way that 'lost' did, in that they're dragging it on asking more and more questions.

It's getting a bit surreal now.

Anyway, I've got a looooong wait for Series 3 now... so need to find some other Monday night activity to entertain me!

Best be off... D1 looms and still no revision!

Friday 8 June 2007

Physics over!!!

Yaaay! Physics exams are now over!

Just 1 more exam left and I'm done... but then I'm back at school :( Ah well

Don't anybody dare tell me how their exams are over... I will hunt you down and murder you.

Thursday 7 June 2007

Maths over!

The dreaded Maths exam is over! Now just Physics & Decision Maths left

Yaay.

Wednesday 6 June 2007

Exam tomorrow :|

Okay... now I'm scared

Next exam: T-15 hours

Eeek!

And then after that, I've got to come home and prepare for a 3 hour physics exam.

Man, I love school so much!

Monday 4 June 2007

Mac advert you will never see

"Watcha' doin' PC?"
"Playing a game"
"Oh yeah, which one?"
"Any."
"Oh"
[Silence]

Life.

Sucks.

Slowly coming round to the fact that I don't have a ruddy clue about most of the Physics course. Damn.

Looks like the next couple of days are not going to be fun... I bloody hate Winslow and Jackson.

Maths C2 seems to be coming along a bit better fortunately, so *finger crossed* that should go fine!

Saturday 2 June 2007

AdBux

Okay, this is kind of another pyramid scheme.... but it isn't a scam!

http://adbux.org/?r=WARlrus

Go there and sign up... you get money just for looking at webpages! It's so simple!

Freaky maths...

Just saw this on someones forum signature:

let a = b
a² = ab
a² + a² - 2ab = ab + a² - 2ab
2(a² - ab) = a² - ab
2 = 1

Ohhhh dear...

Thursday 31 May 2007

Facebook

Moved away from the terrible MySpace, and into the light! I got a Facebook account!!!

http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=714146045 if you fancy adding me :D

Anyway, didn't do a lot today. Got a bit of Physics revision done. I say revision, I actually mean "I taught myself part of the course". Damn you Winslow & Jackson.

Tuesday 29 May 2007

Camping

Got back yesterday from a nice weekend camping with Scout Network.

There is definitly something to be said for having a rave in a marquee at 2am! Absolutely brilliant weekend, but I'm knackered now!

Anyway, getting back into the swing of revision tomorrow, since I do have a 2 Physics exams and a Maths exam in about 9 days :| Not good!

Spent a lot of today working on the Bristol-ATC forum, added some new stuff onto it for a change!

Came home from camp to find a LOAD of robot posts on the forum, advertising some porn. Clicking on the links, however, (don't ask why I did it 8-]) installed a lovely virus on your computer. Luckily I wasn't stupid enough to run the file, but just be on the lookout!

Monday 21 May 2007

How do you say it?

Just thought earlier, I have no clue how people actually say "Linux". I pronounce it "Leenux", but a load of people say "Lienux".

How do you say it?

Sunday 20 May 2007

Work. Yay.

Don't we all love work... actually got round to doing some this afternoon!

Got some Computing revision in before the exam on Tuesday (eep.)

Anywho, also did ATC on Bristol's European Adventure at Rotterdam (FSX has some nice scenery of the town, I wish I'd been flying!) for a short while, and then came off to revise (boooo!)

Found a lovely piece of Software earlier... whilst looking for an Outlook alternative (I miss Outlook 2007 BETA like a... erm... think I miss a lot?):

Mozilla Sunbird

Yeah, hardly the most attractive title, but its a nice piece of software!

Unfortunatly, it's not as nice looking as Outlook 07 (which did actually take my breath away), but it'll do for now ;) I'm going to look into new styles, and I'll get back to you on that one!

Anyway, better go revise... and by revise I mean sit on MSN staring blankly at CP2 revision on the other monitor 8-)

Saturday 19 May 2007

PHP function of the week

This week's PHP function of the week is.....

preg_replace()!!!!!

Found myself making a BB Code interpreter for Bristol-ATC Training, and ended up using this LOTSSSSS. I have to admit, I stole the final code from a code database though. I'm rubbish with regex stuff... must learn it some time.

Gimme beer money

Okay, by reading this you have agreed to give me some money... but the thing is: it dosn't cost you anything!

Please click on the links at the bottom of this page, and just have a click around their site... you may find something you like!

It may seem silly, but this actually gives me money, and then I may be able to afford some hosting, to get my old site back! I miss it loads :(

Thanks!

Welcome to the new blog!

Welcome welcome, one and all... to my new blog!

This is only temporary while I find a host for my own site, but I thought I'd keep you up to date through this instead!

Well... an update on my life at the moment...

I'm right in the middle of AS exams (urgh) and should probably be revising right now... but what the hell!

I'm working on the Bristol-ATC Training site, their forum and the main site... basically doing everything web-based at the moment.

I'm not doing a lot else...

There's my life, summed up in a few paragraphs! Expect more ramblings soon!